    @import url('goddamnfonts.css');

    *, *::before, *::after { box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0; padding: 0; }

    :root {
      --bg:   #ff00cc;
      --fg:   #00ff88;
      --acc:  #ffff00;
      --bad:  #ff4400;
    }

    html {
      overflow-x: scroll;
      overflow-y: hidden;
      scroll-behavior: smooth;
    }

    html, body {
    overflow-x: auto;
    overflow-y: hidden;
    width: max-content; /* or however wide your content is */
    }

    body {
      min-width: 600vw;
      height: 100vh;
      display: flex;
      align-items: stretch;
      background: var(--bg);
      color: var(--fg);
      cursor: none;
      animation: wobble 6s ease-in-out infinite;
      font-size: 3rem;
    }

    @keyframes wobble {
      0%,100% { transform: rotate(-0.3deg); }
      50%      { transform: rotate(0.3deg);  }
    }

    #drunk-cursor {
      position: fixed;
      width: 24px; height: 24px;
      background: var(--acc);
      border-radius: 50%;
      border: 3px solid #000;
      pointer-events: none;
      z-index: 99999;
      transition: left 0.55s cubic-bezier(.17,.67,.83,.67),
                  top  0.55s cubic-bezier(.17,.67,.83,.67);
      transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
      mix-blend-mode: difference;
    }

    #breadcrumb {
      position: fixed; top: 8px; left: 50%;
      transform: translateX(-50%);
      background: rgba(0,0,0,.55);
      color: var(--acc);
      font-family: 'Impact', sans-serif;
      font-size: 13px;
      padding: 4px 14px;
      border-radius: 20px;
      z-index: 9000;
      white-space: nowrap;
      letter-spacing: 1px;
    }
    #breadcrumb span { color: #ff6666; margin: 0 4px; }

    .page {
      min-width: 100vw;
      height: 100vh;
      display: flex;
      flex-direction: column;
      align-items: center;
      justify-content: center;
      padding: 40px 60px;
      position: relative;
      border-right: 4px dashed rgba(255,255,255,.3);
      overflow: hidden;
    }

    .neon {
        color: black;
      text-shadow:
        0 0 5px  yellow,
        0 0 10px yellow,
        0 0 20px yellow,
        0 0 40px yellow;
    }

    h1 {
      font-family: 'Permanent Marker', cursive;
      font-size: clamp(2rem, 5vw, 4.5rem);
      color: var(--acc);
      text-align: center;
      line-height: 1.2;
    }
    h2 {
      font-family: 'Creepster', cursive;
      font-size: clamp(1.4rem, 3vw, 2.8rem);
      color: var(--bad);
      margin-bottom: 18px;
    }

    #loading-wrap {
      width: min(420px, 80vw);
      margin-top: 28px;
      text-align: center;
    }
    #loading-track {
      width: 100%; height: 28px;
      background: rgba(0,0,0,.4);
      border: 3px solid var(--fg);
      border-radius: 14px;
      overflow: hidden;
    }
    #loading-bar {
      height: 100%;
      width: 0%;
      background: var(--fg);
      border-radius: 14px;
      transition: width 0.3s, background 0.5s;
    }
    #loading-label {
      font-family: 'Boogaloo', cursive;
      font-size: 1.1rem;
      margin-top: 8px;
      color: var(--acc);
      min-height: 1.6em;
    }

    #home-logo {
      font-family: 'Pacifico', cursive;
      font-size: 1.3rem;
      color: #000;
      background: var(--acc);
      padding: 8px 20px;
      border-radius: 30px;
      cursor: pointer;
      border: 3px solid #000;
      margin-top: 22px;
      display: inline-block;
      user-select: none;
      transition: transform .1s;
    }
    #home-logo:active { transform: scale(.95); }

    #font-section { background: #1a0033; }
    #font-section h2 { color: #ff88ff; }
    .slider-wrap {
      display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-items: center; gap: 12px;
      margin-top: 16px;
    }
    #vol-slider {
      -webkit-appearance: none;
      width: 300px; height: 14px;
      border-radius: 7px;
      background: linear-gradient(90deg, #ff00cc, #00ffcc);
      outline: none;
      cursor: ew-resize;
    }
    #vol-slider::-webkit-slider-thumb {
      -webkit-appearance: none;
      width: 28px; height: 28px;
      border-radius: 50%;
      background: var(--acc);
      border: 3px solid #000;
      cursor: grab;
    }
    #vol-label {
      font-family: 'Fredoka One', cursive;
      font-size: 1rem;
      color: #ff88ff;
    }

    #pw-section { background: #003322; }
    .pw-wrap {
      display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-items: center; gap: 14px;
      margin-top: 16px;
    }
    #pw-input {
      font-size: 1.6rem;
      padding: 10px 18px;
      border-radius: 12px;
      border: 3px solid var(--fg);
      background: #001a11;
      color: var(--fg);
      width: 280px;
      text-align: center;
      letter-spacing: 6px;
      outline: none;
      caret-color: var(--acc);
    }
    #pw-reveal {
      font-family: 'Boogaloo', cursive;
      font-size: 1rem;
      padding: 8px 20px;
      border-radius: 20px;
      border: 2px solid var(--fg);
      background: transparent;
      color: var(--fg);
      cursor: pointer;
    }
    #pw-msg {
      font-family: 'Lobster', cursive;
      font-size: 1.1rem;
      color: var(--acc);
      min-height: 1.6em;
      text-align: center;
    }

    #captcha-section { background: #220011; }
    .captcha-grid {
      display: grid;
      grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 90px);
      gap: 8px;
      margin-top: 16px;
    }
    .captcha-cell {
      width: 90px; height: 90px;
      border: 3px solid transparent;
      border-radius: 8px;
      display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center;
      font-size: 2.8rem;
      cursor: pointer;
      background: rgba(255,255,255,.08);
      transition: border-color .2s, background .2s;
      user-select: none;
    }
    .captcha-cell.selected {
      border-color: var(--acc);
      background: rgba(255,255,0,.18);
    }
    #captcha-submit {
      margin-top: 14px;
      font-family: 'Fredoka One', cursive;
      font-size: 1rem;
      padding: 10px 28px;
      border-radius: 20px;
      border: 2px solid var(--bad);
      background: var(--bad);
      color: #fff;
      cursor: pointer;
    }
    #captcha-msg {
      margin-top: 10px;
      font-family: 'Boogaloo', cursive;
      font-size: 1rem;
      color: var(--acc);
      min-height: 1.4em;
      text-align: center;
    }

    #search-section { background: #001133; }
    #drunk-search {
      font-size: 1.2rem;
      padding: 12px 20px;
      border-radius: 30px;
      border: 3px solid #4488ff;
      background: #000d22;
      color: #88ccff;
      width: 340px;
      outline: none;
      margin-top: 16px;
      font-family: 'Boogaloo', cursive;
    }
    #search-result {
      margin-top: 12px;
      font-family: 'Boogaloo', cursive;
      font-size: 1rem;
      color: #88ccff;
      max-width: 340px;
      text-align: center;
      min-height: 1.4em;
    }

    .popup-overlay {
      position: fixed; inset: 0;
      background: rgba(0,0,0,.7);
      z-index: 8000;
      display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center;
    }
    .popup-overlay.hidden { display: none; }
    .popup-box {
      background: #ff00cc;
      border: 4px solid var(--acc);
      border-radius: 16px;
      padding: 32px 40px;
      text-align: center;
      max-width: 380px;
      position: relative;
      font-family: 'Permanent Marker', cursive;
      color: #000;
      box-shadow: 0 0 40px #ff00cc;
    }
    .popup-box p { font-size: 1.4rem; margin-bottom: 20px; }
    .popup-box small { font-size: .85rem; font-family: monospace; color: #330033; }
    #close-btn {
      position: fixed;
      padding: 10px 22px;
      border-radius: 20px;
      border: 3px solid #000;
      background: var(--acc);
      font-family: 'Fredoka One', cursive;
      font-size: 1rem;
      cursor: pointer;
      z-index: 8100;
      transition: top .15s, left .15s;
    }

    #devtools-overlay {
      position: fixed; inset: 0;
      background: #0a0a0a;
      z-index: 99998;
      display: none;
      flex-direction: column;
      align-items: center;
      justify-content: center;
      color: #ff4444;
      font-family: 'Permanent Marker', cursive;
      font-size: clamp(1.5rem, 4vw, 3rem);
      text-align: center;
      padding: 40px;
    }
    #devtools-overlay.show { display: flex; }
    #devtools-overlay p { margin-top: 16px; font-size: 1rem; font-family: monospace; color: #888; }

    @keyframes hiccup {
      0%   { transform: rotate(-1.2deg) translateY(0);    }
      20%  { transform: rotate(-1.2deg) translateY(-12px);}
      40%  { transform: rotate(-1.2deg) translateY(4px);  }
      60%  { transform: rotate(-1.2deg) translateY(-6px); }
      80%  { transform: rotate(-1.2deg) translateY(2px);  }
      100% { transform: rotate(-1.2deg) translateY(0);    }
    }
    body.hiccuping { animation: hiccup .5s ease-in-out; }

    #hic-label {
    position: fixed;
    top: 50%; left: 50%;
    transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
    font-family: 'Permanent Marker', cursive;
    font-size: 5rem;
    color: var(--acc);
    text-shadow: 0 0 20px #000;
    pointer-events: none;
    z-index: 999999;          /* above modals, overlays, everything */
    opacity: 0;
    transition: opacity .2s;
    }
    #hic-label.show { opacity: 1; }

    #uup-overlay {
      position: fixed; inset: 0;
      background: rgba(0,0,0,.85);
      z-index: 9500;
      display: none;
      align-items: center;
      justify-content: center;
    }
    #uup-overlay.show { display: flex; }
    #uup-box {
      background: #111;
      border: 3px solid #333;
      border-radius: 20px;
      padding: 40px 50px;
      text-align: center;
      font-family: 'Permanent Marker', cursive;
      color: #eee;
    }
    #uup-box h3 { font-size: 3rem; margin-bottom: 12px; }
    #uup-box p  { font-size: 1rem; color: #888; margin-bottom: 20px; }
    #uup-close  {
      padding: 10px 28px;
      border-radius: 20px;
      border: 2px solid #555;
      background: #222;
      color: #eee;
      font-family: 'Boogaloo', cursive;
      font-size: 1rem;
      cursor: pointer;
    }

    #scroll-hint {
      position: fixed;
      bottom: 18px; right: 24px;
      font-family: 'Boogaloo', cursive;
      font-size: .95rem;
      color: rgba(255,255,255,.5);
      z-index: 100;
      pointer-events: none;
      animation: blink 2s step-end infinite;
    }
    @keyframes blink { 50% { opacity: 0; } }

    .drunk-p {
      max-width: 480px;
      text-align: center;
      line-height: 1.7;
      margin-top: 14px;
      font-size: 2.01rem;
    }

    .stars {
      position: absolute; inset: 0;
      overflow: hidden;
      pointer-events: none;
      z-index: 0;
    }
    .star {
      position: absolute;
      width: 4px; height: 4px;
      border-radius: 50%;
      background: rgba(255,255,255,.6);
      animation: twinkle var(--d, 3s) ease-in-out infinite;
    }
    @keyframes twinkle {
      0%,100% { opacity: .2; transform: scale(1); }
      50%      { opacity: 1;  transform: scale(1.6); }
    }

    .section-num {
      position: absolute;
      top: 12px; left: 16px;
      font-family: 'Impact', sans-serif;
      font-size: .8rem;
      color: rgba(255,255,255,.25);
      letter-spacing: 2px;
    }
    